- Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
- Step 2: Cry
- Step 3: Open Tumblr
Not the type where we break up, get back together, break up, get back together. i wanna be in a long term relationship where we have troubles and we work things out. No matter what. No breaks, no second guessing. A legit long term relationship
(Source: feedthesofa)
Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
Hobbes: How so?
Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
it’s 2013. why isn’t this already available.
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
Hell yes
I don’t understand why finding thin people attractive is “normal” but finding fat people attractive is “a fetish”
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
I do
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“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
